This Week in Pop: One Direction, 98 Degrees, Fergie’s Preggo, and Fat/Still Hot Rob Kardashian

February 22, 2013

  STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU’RE DOING! Because One Direction released a new video and it includes a naked Niall, Zayn shirtless in bed, some air humping, and so much cuteness that it will give you a goddamn heart attack. The [...]

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This Week in Pop: Ellen Degeneres Loves Katy Perry’s Boobs, Lady Gaga Has a Hip Problem, and Amanda Bynes The Survivor

February 16, 2013

  The Grammy Awards were this past Sunday and nothing really happened besides somebody forgot to give Taylor Swift her medication and she performed the scariest routine I’ve ever seen, America’s fave lesbian Ellen Degeneres fell in love with Katy [...]

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This Week In Pop: President Beyonce, Justin Bieber’s Inappropriate Touching, and Zayn Malik’s Single!

February 1, 2013

  Newly inaugurated President of the United States of America Beyonce prepped for her concert on Sunday by singing the National Anthem LIVE. Suck it, haters. What can you do? Down three vodka sodas in under ten minutes?? Good job, [...]

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This Week in Pop: A Bad Week for Straight Dudes, Jodie Foster “Comes Out,” & Zac Efron’s Photographed with Dildos

January 18, 2013

This was a really bad week for straight dudes. Not only did your dad’s favorite person, Lance Armstrong, admit to doping and being a complete asshole, but a supposedly famous Notre Dame football player Manti Te’o was fake “catfished,” even [...]

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This Week in Pop: Azealia Banks Is A True Bad Bitch, Haylor’s Over, & Beyonce Overload

January 11, 2013

Everybody’s Christmas wish came true! HAYLOR HAS BROKEN UP! Taylor Swift’s back in the studio…I wonder if she was jealous about the amount of Zarry nipple play going on in the new “Kiss You” music video? And Miley Cyrus has [...]

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Holy Kimye Fetus, Ke$ha’s Bisexual, Kathy Griffin Tries To Give Anderson Cooper a BJ, Cheap Gaga Tix, & Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop

January 4, 2013

  EVERYBODY STOP! KIMYE IS PREGNANT! Everybody should already know this, but what you may not know is that pregnancy is reallllly hard, guys! And Kim Kardashian is the first person to discover this and not even the billions of [...]

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LiLo Arrested, Chris Brown Dramz, Britney’s New Song, T-Swift’s New Boo, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Celeb News

November 30, 2012

In breaking news that shouldn’t really be breaking news anymore, Lindsay Lohan was arrested in a Chelsea nightclub for allegedly punching a gypsy! Unfortunately, it wasn’t one of those crazy gypsies from that TLC wedding show, and the case is [...]


Justin May Be Back With Selena, Channing Tatum Named Sexiest Man, Lady Gaga’s New Video, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

November 16, 2012

If you haven’t bought One Direction’s new album “Take Me Home,” drop everything that you’re doing and BUY IT NOW! The boy band’s second album is projected to debut at #1 and sell over 500,000 copies. I guess Justin Bieber [...]


Justin Bieber’s Sex Doll, Louis Tomlinson Hates On Larry, Honey Boo Boo’s New Pet, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

November 9, 2012

First off, the creepiest celeb news story this week is the announcement of a Justin Bieber blow-up sex doll that I don’t think is designed as birthday presents for 12-year-old girls. Surprisingly, this isn’t Bieber-sponsored (he would be even richer!), and [...]


Taylor Swift May Actually Be A Gay Man, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

October 26, 2012

I have a theory: Taylor Swift is actually a gay man, and more specifically, a twink. She gets the guy of everyone’s dreams: a Kennedy, makes out with his cousin, breaks up with him, and is now getting a prestigious [...]