Justin Bieber Had a Bad Birthday, Kanye West Is Picasso, Rebel Wilson Is Getting Paid To NOT Lose Weight, Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop
March 2, 2013
Justin Bieber had the worst birthday ever! Maybe he should think about ending his night with a rimjob next time! Kueen Kim Kardashian’s baby daddy and anti-Taylor Swift advocate Kanye West compared himself to Picasso, Steve Jobs, and Walt Disney [...]
This Week in Pop: One Direction, 98 Degrees, Fergie’s Preggo, and Fat/Still Hot Rob Kardashian
February 22, 2013
STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU’RE DOING! Because One Direction released a new video and it includes a naked Niall, Zayn shirtless in bed, some air humping, and so much cuteness that it will give you a goddamn heart attack. The [...]
This Week in Pop: Ellen Degeneres Loves Katy Perry’s Boobs, Lady Gaga Has a Hip Problem, and Amanda Bynes The Survivor
February 16, 2013
The Grammy Awards were this past Sunday and nothing really happened besides somebody forgot to give Taylor Swift her medication and she performed the scariest routine I’ve ever seen, America’s fave lesbian Ellen Degeneres fell in love with Katy [...]
This Week in Pop: A Bad Week for Straight Dudes, Jodie Foster “Comes Out,” & Zac Efron’s Photographed with Dildos
January 18, 2013
This was a really bad week for straight dudes. Not only did your dad’s favorite person, Lance Armstrong, admit to doping and being a complete asshole, but a supposedly famous Notre Dame football player Manti Te’o was fake “catfished,” even [...]
Holy Kimye Fetus, Ke$ha’s Bisexual, Kathy Griffin Tries To Give Anderson Cooper a BJ, Cheap Gaga Tix, & Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop
January 4, 2013
EVERYBODY STOP! KIMYE IS PREGNANT! Everybody should already know this, but what you may not know is that pregnancy is reallllly hard, guys! And Kim Kardashian is the first person to discover this and not even the billions of [...]
Honey Boo Boo Is Better Than Adam Levine Will Ever Be
December 4, 2012
Alana Thompson, the 7-year-old best known as Honey Boo Boo Child and star of her hit reality show that pulls in over 2 million viewers weekly, has been named by Barbara Walters as one of her most “Fascinating People” [...]