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Lindsay Lohan is #Iconic

July 15, 2013

  When Lindsay Lohan entered a court ordered ninety-day lock down rehab stint at Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, California, she fled the facility after a few hours because she “didn’t need rehab.” Prosecutors disagreed; unlike Lindsay they remembered court [...]

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This Week In Pop: Justin Bieber Meltdown, Harry Style’s New Tattoo, and Taylor Swift Needs To Stopped

March 9, 2013

  Justin Bieber is inches away from becoming the twink LiLo because not only are Beliebers not putting up with his shit anymore, he’s refusing to wear a shirt or even pants (I’m okay with this one), he’s attacking paparazzi, [...]

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A Brief History of Britney Spears’ Fake British Accent

February 26, 2013

  Over the weekend I went to visit my friend Abe in Brighton, England, the gay capital of the United Kingdom. Like gay clubs in America’s gay capital, Australia’s gay capital, Germany’s gay capital and every other Western nation’s gay [...]

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This Week in Pop: One Direction, 98 Degrees, Fergie’s Preggo, and Fat/Still Hot Rob Kardashian

February 22, 2013

  STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU’RE DOING! Because One Direction released a new video and it includes a naked Niall, Zayn shirtless in bed, some air humping, and so much cuteness that it will give you a goddamn heart attack. The [...]

Beyonce Super Bowl

This Week In Pop: President Beyonce, Justin Bieber’s Inappropriate Touching, and Zayn Malik’s Single!

February 1, 2013

  Newly inaugurated President of the United States of America Beyonce prepped for her concert on Sunday by singing the National Anthem LIVE. Suck it, haters. What can you do? Down three vodka sodas in under ten minutes?? Good job, [...]