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Lindsay Lohan is #Iconic

July 15, 2013

  When Lindsay Lohan entered a court ordered ninety-day lock down rehab stint at Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, California, she fled the facility after a few hours because she “didn’t need rehab.” Prosecutors disagreed; unlike Lindsay they remembered court [...]

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This Week In Pop: Justin Bieber Meltdown, Harry Style’s New Tattoo, and Taylor Swift Needs To Stopped

March 9, 2013

  Justin Bieber is inches away from becoming the twink LiLo because not only are Beliebers not putting up with his shit anymore, he’s refusing to wear a shirt or even pants (I’m okay with this one), he’s attacking paparazzi, [...]

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This Week in Pop: Azealia Banks Is A True Bad Bitch, Haylor’s Over, & Beyonce Overload

January 11, 2013

Everybody’s Christmas wish came true! HAYLOR HAS BROKEN UP! Taylor Swift’s back in the studio…I wonder if she was jealous about the amount of Zarry nipple play going on in the new “Kiss You” music video? And Miley Cyrus has [...]

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Holy Kimye Fetus, Ke$ha’s Bisexual, Kathy Griffin Tries To Give Anderson Cooper a BJ, Cheap Gaga Tix, & Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop

January 4, 2013

  EVERYBODY STOP! KIMYE IS PREGNANT! Everybody should already know this, but what you may not know is that pregnancy is reallllly hard, guys! And Kim Kardashian is the first person to discover this and not even the billions of [...]

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LiLo Arrested, Chris Brown Dramz, Britney’s New Song, T-Swift’s New Boo, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Celeb News

November 30, 2012

In breaking news that shouldn’t really be breaking news anymore, Lindsay Lohan was arrested in a Chelsea nightclub for allegedly punching a gypsy! Unfortunately, it wasn’t one of those crazy gypsies from that TLC wedding show, and the case is [...]

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Justin May Be Back With Selena, Channing Tatum Named Sexiest Man, Lady Gaga’s New Video, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

November 16, 2012

If you haven’t bought One Direction’s new album “Take Me Home,” drop everything that you’re doing and BUY IT NOW! The boy band’s second album is projected to debut at #1 and sell over 500,000 copies. I guess Justin Bieber [...]

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Justin Bieber’s Sex Doll, Louis Tomlinson Hates On Larry, Honey Boo Boo’s New Pet, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

November 9, 2012

First off, the creepiest celeb news story this week is the announcement of a Justin Bieber blow-up sex doll that I don’t think is designed as birthday presents for 12-year-old girls. Surprisingly, this isn’t Bieber-sponsored (he would be even richer!), and [...]

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Taylor Swift May Actually Be A Gay Man, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

October 26, 2012

I have a theory: Taylor Swift is actually a gay man, and more specifically, a twink. She gets the guy of everyone’s dreams: a Kennedy, makes out with his cousin, breaks up with him, and is now getting a prestigious [...]

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Beyonce Makes The Super Bowl Super Gay, and Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop Culture

October 20, 2012

  In Earth-shattering news that caused a worldwide panic, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be hosting the Golden Globe Awards and Beyonce is set to perform during the Super Bowl halftime show. Who run the world? Girls. Presidential Debates [...]