Lip Balm Throwdown: The 7 Best (and Worst) Products To Put On Your Lips

February 23, 2013

Listen up, homos! Maybe you feel like you are somehow exempt from the beauty section of this website, thinking it the fodder of so many twinks and men who use under eye concealer. Well, guess what. Even if you are [...]

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Gone With The Wind Fugliness: The “Real Housewives” Questionable Style Choices

February 10, 2013

When one starts to write about the Real Housewives, where do they begin? I sit here, by the light of candle with my ink and quill, wondering how best to convey my love for these women. What to say that [...]

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Face Scrub for the Poors

January 20, 2013

Scrub your fucking face! It’s common sense. You know that! But how? That’s a better question. I’ve owned 1 million face scrubs but have never been dedicated to a single one, because to be honest, having a dedicated face scrub [...]

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Face Masks For When You Don’t Want to Look Like a Terrible Monster

January 16, 2013

So far the past week I’ve been in and out of the emergency room with complex migraines (Google and weep). Needless to say, this has left me looking like shit. A lot of women’s websites (OK, just xoJane) will write [...]

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How To Look Like A Very Rich Bitch

January 10, 2013

In general with my appearance I try to push the limits of appearing “low class but obviously has a liberal arts degree” or as my sister calls it “chola-librarian,” but some days I want to look ~rich and expensive~. This [...]

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4 Colognes To Take You From Ratchet To Riches

November 28, 2012

At some point in his life, every man has to put down the Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce and the American Eagle body spray and begin wearing a real cologne. Your time is now. And no, by “real cologne,” I don’t [...]