Taking a polaroid picture of Uggs is quite possible the most basic thing one can do.

39 Things Basic Bitches Love

November 6, 2012

  Definition of “Basic bitch” (noun): A painfully dull and average person who thinks they are set apart and above their peers by wearing something like the latest Abercrombie and Fitch winter coat. Are you a basic bitch? Here are [...]


10 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Would Be A Terrible President For The Gays

November 1, 2012

If you’re an ally or member of the LGBT community, you probably already know that Mitt Romney wouldn’t be a great President for the gays, unless you’re a part of the highly questionable group of gay conservatives, the Log Cabin [...]


I Wasn’t Hired Because I Was Gay

October 29, 2012

I had been working at a certain high-priced, gimmicky ice cream franchise for almost a year when I realized that I needed a change. I was a junior in high school and the continuous streams of “I bet you love [...]


39 Signs You’re A Twink

October 28, 2012

What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, twinks have a couple of other traits and here’s a quick guide to determine if you can wear the twink [...]