Scrub your fucking face! It’s common sense. You know that! But how? That’s a better question. I’ve owned 1 million [...]
This was a really bad week for straight dudes. Not only did your dad’s favorite person, Lance Armstrong, admit to [...]
So far the past week I’ve been in and out of the emergency room with complex migraines (Google and weep). [...]
Every week I receive tweets, emails, and Facebook messages from readers. I talk to readers about their issues, which [...]
Everybody’s Christmas wish came true! HAYLOR HAS BROKEN UP! Taylor Swift’s back in the studio…I wonder if she was jealous [...]
In general with my appearance I try to push the limits of appearing “low class but obviously has a liberal [...]
Backpacking across Europe, I heard whispers about butt sex on dance floors and stories about British, Australian, and Scottish [...]
EVERYBODY STOP! KIMYE IS PREGNANT! Everybody should already know this, but what you may not know is that pregnancy [...]
Google search my name and you’ll find photos of me fucking robotic sex toys and an essay I wrote about [...]
While everyone else on the planet is making New Year’s resolutions to eat right, exercise, and be less of a [...]
