The reason why everyone wanted to date me.

Dear LiveJournal: Car Wrecks, A Camry, and My First Date

October 31, 2012

Posted on 2008.09.24 at 21:36 “This week has been really stressful, but I’ve handled it quite well. Yesterday my Dad [...]


I Wasn’t Hired Because I Was Gay

October 29, 2012

I had been working at a certain high-priced, gimmicky ice cream franchise for almost a year when I realized that [...]


39 Signs You’re A Twink

October 28, 2012

What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, [...]


Mitt Romney’s An Asshole, Kelly Clarkson Loves Obama, and Everything Else You Missed This Week in LGBT News

October 27, 2012

This week in gay news was much like going trick-or-treating: it was a veritable mixed bag of both great and [...]


Taylor Swift May Actually Be A Gay Man, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

October 26, 2012

I have a theory: Taylor Swift is actually a gay man, and more specifically, a twink. She gets the guy [...]


I Judge A Man By His Nipples

October 25, 2012

Everyone has their slightly strange sexual turn-on that can’t quite be classified as a fetish. Whether it’s large hands, a [...]


I’m a Lesbian Directioner

October 24, 2012

Hello world, I’m Julia, and I’m a lesbian. Completely and totally, through and through. Frankly, thinking about a penis gives [...]

Gay-At-Home-Dad Answers: How Do I Shave My Ass?

October 24, 2012

Welcome to the gay sex-ed class you never had.   “When I manscape, (which by the way takes f-o-r-e-v-e-r to [...]


You Don’t Know What it Feels Like to be a Woman

October 23, 2012

I leave Veronica’s apartment to take the Metro North to Sarah Lawrence, my small liberal arts college, where I will [...]


I Grew Up In The Fattest City In America

October 22, 2012

My hometown of Evansville, a small city on the Ohio River in Southern Indiana, isn’t known for much. Johnny Depp [...]