Justin May Be Back With Selena, Channing Tatum Named Sexiest Man, Lady Gaga’s New Video, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

If you haven’t bought One Direction’s new album “Take Me Home,” drop everything that you’re doing and BUY IT NOW! The boy band’s second album is projected to debut at #1 and sell over 500,000 copies.

I guess Justin Bieber didn’t like the 5 twinks I proposed he should start dating next, because apparently he’s back with Selena Gomez.

Bravo’s patriarch caused the biggest gay hoopla of the week by referring to One Direction as “twinks” on Twitter and the “Today” show and later apologized. Thankfully, Dan Savage checked with the President of the Human Rights Campaign and verified that “twink” is not a derogatory term

In another blow toward the twink civil rights movement, Twinkie maker Hostess is shutting down, crushing the souls but curing the weight problems of every homo in America.

The dude who accused Elmo’s voice of sexual misconduct with a minor is actually 24-years-old, a criminal, and a “model” with a kind of crazy as fuck face but still good looking. But he’s obvi insane. He should’ve learned from Mitt Romney that you can’t fuck with Sesame Street and get away with it.

Penis look-a-like Channing Tatum was named the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine this week. HOW DID THEY FORGET ZAYN MALIK?

Lady Gaga and the photographer Terry Richardson who she really needs to break up with, released a 15-second video that involves her getting spanked in a bath tub with two other chicks. So artistic, you guys probably wouldn’t understand.

Speaking of “Cake,” crazy bitch Chris Brown signed with Wilhelmina Modeling Agency to work on endorsement deals and product lines. Hopefully Chris Brown theft resistant iPhone cases will hit shelves soon!

“Flipping Out” star Jeff Lewis is butthurt by his assistant Jenni Pulos, as usual. This time, Jenni tried to write a book about her working under Jeff and Jeff is now suing, which is a very appropriate way of dealing with someone you’ve worked with for years.

 

More from Alex Hughes:

Andy Cohen Apologizes For Calling One Direction “Twinks,” Even Though They’re Obviously Twinks

5 Twinks Justin Bieber Should Date

Justin Bieber’s Sex Doll, Louis Tomlinson Hates On Larry, Honey Boo Boo’s New Pet, and Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop

 

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Alex Hughes (Founder and Editor-in-chief) grew up in the Bible Belt and now lives in New York City. He is also an Assistant Editor at The Faster Times and Faster Times Media, as well as a contributor to SLC Speaks. You can follow him on Twitter @TheAlexHughes or e-mail him at

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