Gay-At-Home Dad Answers: What If I Just Want To Hook Up?

Welcome to the gay sex-ed class you never had.

 

Frank, 

Hi! :) 

I’m not really looking to date since I’ll be moving to a different city in a few months. Is it wrong that I’ve decided I want to just hook up? I’ve also been curious about threesomes. This makes me feel sort of bad, but I need the release. Thanks!

Sincerely,

J

 

J,

Hi! :)

So you’re skipping town and basically asking my permission to fuck around? Without hesitation, my answer is yes. Go out there and get some ass, or get that ass plowed, whichever you prefer. Have your threesome and make it last for hours, rim-jobbing and flip-fucking and just butt-slobbering fun. HOWEVER, heed my advice below, because I want you to have a long and fulfilling life.

I’m going to be really honest with you on this subject matter. I think it is 100% okay to have sexual experiences here and there without any strings attached. The problem with that is you must be OCD cuckoo-crazy about being safe. I’m not just saying that to give you some corny “be safe because Daddy says” bullshit. I’m saying that because you are young and have your whole life ahead of you and you don’t want to wake up at age 30, single and with a bad case of genital warts. Or even worse: ANAL WARTS. There is an HPV vaccine available, which I highly advise, but that doesn’t cover things like Herpes or HIV. Educate yourself first.

I’m going to give you a movie to watch:  “The Rules of Attraction (2002).” It shows you all sides of the sexual equation, and the character ‘Lauren’ played by Shannyn Sossamon has an interesting approach to keep her head straight. Plus there’s an adorable gay character and a scene (or two) that will give you a raging boner.

Being a gay man is changing as society is becoming more accepting. Having a family with children (like myself) is more prevalent than ever. You don’t want to be the Daddy walking around the playground with ass-itch from a few bad decisions when you were young. Learn about the risks associated with promiscuity and then get out there and paint the town white (with cum).

- Frank (@GayAtHomeDad)

 

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