Beyonce Makes The Super Bowl Super Gay, and Everything Else You Missed This Week in Pop Culture

 

  • Presidential Debates are SO boring, focusing on jobs and equal pay and gas prices. Thank God Michael Yo’s Miami radio show (beautifully named “The Yo Show”) asked Obama an important question: Team Nicki or Team Mariah? The President talked around the question, saying the two artists are successful in their own rights and also admitted that he has Nicki Minaj on his iPod. Unfortunately, there currently is not a Nick Minaj lip-synching test requirement that a candidate must pass in order to enter the White House.
  • JWoww proved this week that she’s Jersey Shore’s biggest supporter of the gays, lashing out at irrelevant ex-cast member Angelina Pivarnick. During her Twitter rant, JWoww called Pivarnick a “Pigeon bitch” which is now my new favorite insult.

  • Lady Gaga’s coming out with a new “healthy water” soon that will hopefully be infused with her sweat and/or saliva. I expect that the water bottle will come with its own mini-enema set, because what gay guy doesn’t want their colons to be clean and tainted by Mother Monster herself?

  • Van Halen hates One Direction. When asked for a comment, a group of 15 tween girls and 3 gay boys said “Who’s Van Halen?”

 

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