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My Online Teenage Life: Lindsay Lohan Comeback Edition

November 26, 2012

  Posted on 2009.08.02 at 13:18 LINDSAY LOHAN GOT A COMEBACK ROLE IN A MOVIE WITH DE NIRO DIRECTED BY ROBERT RODRIGUEZ!!!! ITS THE GRINDHOUSE SPIN OFF!!!! In an interviewwith Bookslut, the seventy-something novelist Andrew Holleran describes his romantic life [...]

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Get Off Elmo’s Dick

November 20, 2012

Considering this is a twink site dedicated to glorified sex, gossip, and personal essays, I assume you’ve heard about the great Elmo scandal. For those of you who missed last week’s pop culture recap, here’s the dirty deets: A  23-year-old [...]

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My Online Teenage Life: Pills, Photo Teachers, and Parties

November 13, 2012

Long Time NO Update Posted on 2008.12.07 at 22:05 1.) I hate how Allly has pulled me into all her drama when I had nothing to do with anything and don’t even know these people. Now strangers hate me. 2.) [...]

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Five Books Every Twink Needs To Read

November 6, 2012

During the summer of 2007, I spent every day at Barnes & Noble searching for books about gay men. After years of relating to Britney Spears, Courtney Love, and Judy Garland, I needed boys like me, boys I couldn’t find [...]

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Dear LiveJournal: Car Wrecks, A Camry, and My First Date

October 31, 2012

Posted on 2008.09.24 at 21:36 “This week has been really stressful, but I’ve handled it quite well. Yesterday my Dad decided to drive in reverse without looking behind him, at the screen that shows whats behind you, or listening to [...]

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You Don’t Know What it Feels Like to be a Woman

October 23, 2012

I leave Veronica’s apartment to take the Metro North to Sarah Lawrence, my small liberal arts college, where I will be couch surfing for a week until I leave for my year of studying abroad, since the British start school [...]

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My Fag Hags Through the Years

October 21, 2012

As the openly gay freshman at my high school, I needed my fag hags. After I gave my first blowjob, I thought I needed fag hags the way Honey Boo Boo needs her go-go juice. As a twenty-year old I [...]