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An Open Letter to Tim Cook

July 17, 2013

    Dear Tim Cook, I recently wrote an article urging gay boys to read “Lean In,” Sheryl Sandberg’s advice book/feminist manifesto/memoir that encourages women to act like straight dudes in the office. Why? Because I know gay boys cut [...]

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Lindsay Lohan is #Iconic

July 15, 2013

  When Lindsay Lohan entered a court ordered ninety-day lock down rehab stint at Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, California, she fled the facility after a few hours because she “didn’t need rehab.” Prosecutors disagreed; unlike Lindsay they remembered court [...]

Not only is Alex Dimitrov my fave poet of the moment, he also has a great ass.

Alex Dimitrov is a Belieber

April 22, 2013

Most people think of poets as stuffy guys who wear tweed suits and refuse to read any words written before 1922. These poets do exist, but for the most part contemporary poets (at least the queer American ones) are as [...]

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“Lean In” Is the Gay Self-Help Book I’ve Been Waiting For

April 12, 2013

  A few weeks ago in Berlin, I picked up Sheryl Sandberg’s Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead. I had read both chauvinists’ rebukes of the Facebook COO’s success and feminists’ articles decrying Sandberg for criticizing women’s [...]

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Jesus Was The Original Twink

April 1, 2013

Considering I recently wrote on The Homo Life about giving an old guy a foot-job, you’re probably surprised I left the National Museum of Barcelona thinking about Baroque paintings of Jesus Christ. But this falls in line with my usual [...]

Amsterdam should be super gay, but it unfortunately isn't.

The 5 Worst Straight People I Met in Amsterdam

March 25, 2013

  Last week my fag hag Amber and I flew to Amsterdam without a plan. After three months studying abroad at Oxford University, I wanted to go somewhere comfortable. Since Amsterdam legalized prostitution and marijuana, I assumed it would resemble [...]

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Straight Stuff For Gay Boys

March 12, 2013

  Right now, media offers the gays few entertainment options. Glee and Modern Family explore the-white-men-who-want-to-adopt-Russian-babies gay experience, and with the exception of the essentialist Rainbow Boys, publishers rarely release queer young adult novels. Gay teens turn to Ke$ha instead [...]

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America’s Best Gay Pop Star Isn’t a Singer. He’s a Poet.

March 5, 2013

  Every year A&R executives use the same formula to promote pop singers. The starlet volunteers for a magazine or blog to profile her social life and style; the paper focuses on promoting outrage instead of her music; said outrage [...]

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A Brief History of Britney Spears’ Fake British Accent

February 26, 2013

  Over the weekend I went to visit my friend Abe in Brighton, England, the gay capital of the United Kingdom. Like gay clubs in America’s gay capital, Australia’s gay capital, Germany’s gay capital and every other Western nation’s gay [...]

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Gay Boy Problems or Real Problems?

February 20, 2013

  Thanks to my immune deficiency, every few weeks I end up on bed rest watching documentaries about gay people and coughing up blood. My room permanently smells like a Halls cough drop, which sounds like a bummer but is [...]