Drinking and Reading: I Read Brandi Glanville’s New Book So You Don’t Have To, But You Might Want To Anyway!
It has always been my opinion that as a public service, at 12:00 every afternoon rather than airing Whitney Houston’s National anthem, radio stations across America should instead play Kelis’ “Caught Out There.” Perhaps listening to the primal [...]
Listen up, homos! Maybe you feel like you are somehow exempt from the beauty section of this website, thinking it the fodder of so many twinks and men who use under eye concealer. Well, guess what. Even if you are [...]
When one starts to write about the Real Housewives, where do they begin? I sit here, by the light of candle with my ink and quill, wondering how best to convey my love for these women. What to say that [...]
So far the past week I’ve been in and out of the emergency room with complex migraines (Google and weep). Needless to say, this has left me looking like shit. A lot of women’s websites (OK, just xoJane) will write [...]