Andy Cohen Apologizes For Calling One Direction “Twinks,” Although One Direction Is Obviously Made Up Of Twinks

After “accidentally” busting into One Direction’s dressing room at the “Today” show yesterday morning, Bravo exec and star Andy Cohen took to Twitter to proclaim that he’d just seen Niall shirtless and referred to the group, which is obviously made up of five twink-y boys, as twinks.



While appearing alongside Kathy Lee and Hoda Kotb, Cohen recounted the incident, once again referring to them with the dreaded word that most straight people are completely unaware of, saying “”This morning, I went into the normal green room that we typically go into. I barged in, there are all these people in front of us. Oh, it’s all the leftover One Direction fans. I barged right into a room of twinks: One Direction! Security was not exactly too tight, with all due respect. I barged right in. It was crazy!” But in a slam to Twink America, some really uptight gay or fag hag, who is probably the same person who says they don’t like bars because they’re too “noisy,” probably told Cohen to apologize for the non-derogatory term and he later tweeted an apology.



Poor Andy Cohen, he was so excited and happy and flustered by fulfilling every girl and gay’s dream of walking in on One Direction partially naked. In defense of Andy, I present to you photographic evidence that One Direction is in fact made up of a bunch of twinks that no one can argue with:


Is this a joke? Is this for a new porno?


They’re so twink-y that they hang out with Nickelodeon stars.


They’re so twink-y that they Instagram their hang out seshes with Britain’s other Top Twink, Tom Daley.


If you don’t think they’re twinks, you’re delusional.



More from Alex Hughes:

One Direction Holds Puppies, World Explodes From Adorable Overload

39 Signs You’re A Twink

5 Twinks Justin Bieber Should Date


images via OhNoTheyDidnt, Instagram, Tumblr, and Andy Cohen’s Twitter

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2 Responses to Andy Cohen Apologizes For Calling One Direction “Twinks,” Although One Direction Is Obviously Made Up Of Twinks

  1. tina says:

    oh my god this is perfect

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