39 Things Basic Bitches Love

Alex Hughes | November 6, 2012 - 11:01 am

Taking a polaroid picture of Uggs is quite possible the most basic thing one can do.

 

Definition of “Basic bitch” (noun): A painfully dull and average person who thinks they are set apart and above their peers by wearing something like the latest Abercrombie and Fitch winter coat.

Are you a basic bitch? Here are 39 other things besides the newest apparel from Abercrombie and Fitch that basic bitches love:

  1. Nutella
  2. Anything “vanilla” flavored
  3. Mall kiosks
  4. Saying “music is my life”
  5. Charities and causes involving wrist bands
  6. Selfies
  7. Animal iPhone cases
  8. Rihanna
  9. Uggs
  10. Betty White
  11. North Face
  12. Cold Stone Creamery
  13. Blackberry phones
  14. Trident Layers gum
  15. Coconut water
  16. The Wanted
  17. Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spiced Latte
  18. Emma Roberts
  19. Victoria’s Secret perfume
  20. Chipotle
  21. Sunglass Hut
  22. Rita Ora
  23. Toms shoes
  24. The Voice
  25. Netflix
  26. Chelsea Handler
  27. Pretzel crisps
  28. Axe body spray
  29. Demi Lovato
  30. The Beatles
  31. 100 calorie snacks
  32. Diet Coke
  33. Glee
  34. Hair crimping
  35. Katherine Heigl
  36. Chili’s
  37. Messengers bags
  38. Body pillows
  39. Facebook events

 

image via Flickr user Uggboy

 

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About Alex Hughes

Alex Hughes (Founder and Editor-in-chief) grew up in the Bible Belt and now lives in New York City. He is also an Assistant Editor at The Faster Times and Faster Times Media, as well as a contributor to SLC Speaks. You can follow him on Twitter @TheAlexHughes or e-mail him at

15 Responses to 39 Things Basic Bitches Love

  1. coxy says:
    November 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I think you forgot Lady Gaga and Iphones.

    Reply
  2. RJ says:
    November 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Chipotle is for basic bitches? YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!

    Reply

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  4. Colin says:
    November 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    This is fucking ridiculous, everyone is bound to love or like one of these things, therefore everyone will be a basic bitch

    Reply
  5. Daniel says:
    November 11, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Betty White is everything you ignorant twat!

    Reply
  6. billionbucks says:
    November 12, 2012 at 11:27 am

    only a basic bitch would make a list about basic bitches.

    Reply
  7. nair- arb says:
    November 12, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    can you put cats, coach

    Reply
  8. Ella says:
    November 13, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Solid list. 18 especially ;)

    I was going to say that I’ll admit to being a basic bitch if it means I can love Demi Lovato, but ever since The X Factor, I’ve been unimpressed. Her place on this list is deserved.

    Reply
  9. Marc says:
    November 14, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    If ya think bout it its pretty gud list lol excempt Pumpkin spice lattes , they gud af but 1 outta 32 aint bad ^_^ im not a basic bitch lol cool.

    Reply
  10. ARYO says:
    December 31, 2012 at 6:40 am

    lol @ rihanna being there, so true, and wtf is wrong wit u all, yall mad a sfuck just becuz of a list omg lol

    Reply
  11. jordan says:
    January 16, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    This sounds like it was written by a whiny hipster.

    Reply

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