You Need To Buy New Underwear

February 28, 2013

Quick question: When did you buy the underwear you’re wearing now? If you can’t remember, you probably need to buy new ones. Underwear isn’t like a leather jacket; it does not get better with age. Not only is new underwear [...]


Drowning My Pain in the Armpit of a Porn Star

February 27, 2013

  I blamed Taylor Swift for my first break-up. I still do, but I just want to state for the record that I had a problem with that cute little psycho long before her so-called serial dating streak made it [...]

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A Brief History of Britney Spears’ Fake British Accent

February 26, 2013

  Over the weekend I went to visit my friend Abe in Brighton, England, the gay capital of the United Kingdom. Like gay clubs in America’s gay capital, Australia’s gay capital, Germany’s gay capital and every other Western nation’s gay [...]


I’m Gay and Disabled (Now Who Wants to Date Me?)

February 25, 2013

  I can’t tell you the first time I noticed it. I think it was preschool. Or maybe it was elementary school. I can’t remember the exact date, but I do know I felt different from other people at a [...]

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The 5 Best Low-Cal Protein Shakes

February 24, 2013

  For all of you twinks out there who love going to the gym but hate high calorie protein shakes with all of the added junk, here are some great ones you can make yourself along instead of spending 6 [...]


Lip Balm Throwdown: The 7 Best (and Worst) Products To Put On Your Lips

February 23, 2013

Listen up, homos! Maybe you feel like you are somehow exempt from the beauty section of this website, thinking it the fodder of so many twinks and men who use under eye concealer. Well, guess what. Even if you are [...]

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Why You Shouldn’t Take Your Girlfriends To A Gay Bar

February 22, 2013

  My most recent outing to a gay bar was a night at G-A-Y Gay Porn Idol and for some reason despite the warning the name provided, I was that gay with a group of five straight girls. Gay bars [...]


This Week in Pop: One Direction, 98 Degrees, Fergie’s Preggo, and Fat/Still Hot Rob Kardashian

February 22, 2013

  STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU’RE DOING! Because One Direction released a new video and it includes a naked Niall, Zayn shirtless in bed, some air humping, and so much cuteness that it will give you a goddamn heart attack. The [...]

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5 Amazing Things That Happen When You Stop Worrying About Guys and Dating

February 21, 2013

Everybody knows that guys can be assholes, hooking up can lose its appeal, and casually dating can be a pain. So what if you were to stop worrying about boys and dates and hookups? What would happen? Would you be [...]


Gay Boy Problems or Real Problems?

February 20, 2013

  Thanks to my immune deficiency, every few weeks I end up on bed rest watching documentaries about gay people and coughing up blood. My room permanently smells like a Halls cough drop, which sounds like a bummer but is [...]