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Gay-At-Home Dad Answers: How Do I Become A Good Bottom?

October 31, 2012

  Welcome to the gay sex-ed class you never had.   Hey, I’m newly gay and since you’re the HGC (Head Gay in Charge) I was hoping you could give me tips on how to be a good bottom. How [...]

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Dear LiveJournal: Car Wrecks, A Camry, and My First Date

October 31, 2012

Posted on 2008.09.24 at 21:36 “This week has been really stressful, but I’ve handled it quite well. Yesterday my Dad decided to drive in reverse without looking behind him, at the screen that shows whats behind you, or listening to [...]

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I Wasn’t Hired Because I Was Gay

October 29, 2012

I had been working at a certain high-priced, gimmicky ice cream franchise for almost a year when I realized that I needed a change. I was a junior in high school and the continuous streams of “I bet you love [...]

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39 Signs You’re A Twink

October 28, 2012

What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, twinks have a couple of other traits and here’s a quick guide to determine if you can wear the twink [...]

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Mitt Romney’s An Asshole, Kelly Clarkson Loves Obama, and Everything Else You Missed This Week in LGBT News

October 27, 2012

This week in gay news was much like going trick-or-treating: it was a veritable mixed bag of both great and less-great nuggets of current events. In Kentucky, two men on trial for attacking a gay man were acquitted of hate [...]

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Taylor Swift May Actually Be A Gay Man, and Everything Else You Missed This Week In Pop

October 26, 2012

I have a theory: Taylor Swift is actually a gay man, and more specifically, a twink. She gets the guy of everyone’s dreams: a Kennedy, makes out with his cousin, breaks up with him, and is now getting a prestigious [...]

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I Judge A Man By His Nipples

October 25, 2012

Everyone has their slightly strange sexual turn-on that can’t quite be classified as a fetish. Whether it’s large hands, a shaved head, or a distinct happy trail, one looks for these simple things for an extra spark of sexual gratification. [...]

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I’m a Lesbian Directioner

October 24, 2012

Hello world, I’m Julia, and I’m a lesbian. Completely and totally, through and through. Frankly, thinking about a penis gives me that weird wet feeling you get in the back of your mouth before you vomit, and sometimes I even [...]

Gay-At-Home-Dad Answers: How Do I Shave My Ass?

October 24, 2012

Welcome to the gay sex-ed class you never had.   “When I manscape, (which by the way takes f-o-r-e-v-e-r to do), I always wonder what to do about my ass.  Like WHAT EXACTLY SHOULD I DO WHEN IT COMES TO [...]

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You Don’t Know What it Feels Like to be a Woman

October 23, 2012

I leave Veronica’s apartment to take the Metro North to Sarah Lawrence, my small liberal arts college, where I will be couch surfing for a week until I leave for my year of studying abroad, since the British start school [...]